Do people know how the US government works? Cuz a lot of you are like “Why isn’t Obama doing this thing that he’s completely not allowed to do?
telling your friend a pun like
*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*
enjoy your fictional characters you nerds
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
There comes a point in your TF2 based experience where you will find every reason to love every character from Pyro to Spy to Scout
But there comes a point after you fight them enough in-game where you will find every excuse to hate every character’s guts
First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work
Will you help me carry my books?
> Yes Of Course
> I Am Impatient! Date Me Now!
> Hey Look A Squid!
Gravity Falls and Paul Robertson are just the best
i’m actually genuinely surprised this is in a cartoon
straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*
gay people on tv show: *exist*
ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\
i hate that most zombie movies are written from a perspective universe where there is no zombie lore. i want a zombie move written from the perspective of our universe where everyone knows what a zombie is and everyone tries to figure out what kind of zombies they’re dealing with.
there’s one neckbeard in the group that carries a machete and won’t stop quoting the zombie survival guide