flyfella:

Do people know how the US government works? Cuz a lot of you are like “Why isn’t Obama doing this thing that he’s completely not allowed to do?

geronimeow:

telling your friend a pun like 

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spoopygilbird:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

enjoy your fictional characters you nerds

spoopygilbird:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

enjoy your fictional characters you nerds

ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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uberchain:

There comes a point in your TF2 based experience where you will find every reason to love every character from Pyro to Spy to Scout

But there comes a point after you fight them enough in-game where you will find every excuse to hate every character’s guts

evra-tf2:

outlike:

뜨든 뜬뜨든 뜬 뜬 뜬 뜬 뜬 뜬뜨든

i dont know why but its accurate

evra-tf2:

outlike:

뜨든 뜬뜨든 뜬 뜬 뜬 뜬 뜬 뜬뜨든

i dont know why but its accurate

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

pandavalkyrie:

First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work

sourcefieldmix:

wtfmanga:

Will you help me carry my books?
> Yes Of Course
> I Am Impatient! Date Me Now!
> Hey Look A Squid!

Gravity Falls and Paul Robertson are just the best

i’m actually genuinely surprised this is in a cartoon

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

rydenarmani:

rydenarmani:

i hate that most zombie movies are written from a perspective universe where there is no zombie lore. i want a zombie move written from the perspective of our universe where everyone knows what a zombie is and everyone tries to figure out what kind of zombies they’re dealing with.

there’s one neckbeard in the group that carries a machete and won’t stop quoting the zombie survival guide

australian-government:

Carrot facts

australian-government:

Carrot facts